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Ice Skating: The Existential Horror

lazybookreviews:

I have a tremendous phobia of skating. Why don’t you? Why don’t people wear helmets! People practically wear helmets to jog and brush their teeth now, I don’t understand why it hasn’t filtered down to teetering precariously on hard ice on thin metal blades.

So funny and true.

  1. kolavarsaayrangetirdesuicelim reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    Bugün cumartesi ve siknde bile değilim,evrenin.
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  4. nagromthewicked reblogged this from apapertiger and added:
    Oh god, the fingers slicing thing *terrifies* me. I think of it whenever I see people ice skating in a rink with tons of...
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  6. onemoresalutetovanity said: I often feel this way about activities people choose to participate in that involve the outdoors.
  7. vanboobsenstein reblogged this from yo-la-littlehonda and added:
    omg I’m not alone???
  8. yo-la-littlehonda reblogged this from nerdysouth and added:
    hate all winter sports, but ice skating most of all. It is horrible in every way. Does
  9. nerdysouth reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    regularly does Insane Shit...agree with this 100%.
  10. shanito said: GOD YES. My girlfriend and I were fiddling around Chicago back in December and came across a lovely skating rink/death trap, and she innocently suggested going skating. I recoiled in horror. She’s been giving me good-natured shit about it ever since.
  11. apapertiger reblogged this from anamour and added:
    DUDE. I wanted to go ice skating in Chicago until Mark told us the story of his friend’s finger being sliced off and...
  12. jkeems reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    TRUTH. My stepsister fell while skating...someone skated over her ear
  13. stexquisite reblogged this from anamour and added:
    I fell through the ice skating on a frozen lake once. That was the end of skating for me, forever. Only one leg went...
  14. miquidee reblogged this from lazybookreviews and added:
    over winter break. This is SO TRUE. There...sides to consider that
  15. the-captain-of-my-heart said: I concur with your analysis. Also, bicycles. Terrifying.
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